Eurgh.
Hate. Fart. Putty.
I mean I hated it before, boys and farts it’s just constant.
I hate it even more after discovering boy 4 has smeared fluorescent orange noise slime across the brand new carpet in the older boys room.
Fluorescent orange putty shows up real good on dark grey carpet.
The said fart putty is going in the bin.
And I got to scrub the freshly laid carpet with my precious water wipes.
Must order generic cheap wipes for cleaning up fart putty.
Back to cooking paella whilst baby M screams for food or boob or just nothing and whilst helping son 1 create a science poster.
Send wine.
Mum Of Many 